…in the style of Goofus and Gallant.
Goofus is locked in an “us vs them” mindset.
Gallant practices collegial negotiations based on trust.
Goofus sends a chunk of your dues to a national chapter.
Gallant keeps all of your money in Missouri.
Goofus has exclusively supported Democrats for president since its founding.
Gallant supports candidates based solely on education issues.
Goofus sends 90% of its political contributions to Democrats.
Gallant does not use membership dues for political contributions.
Goofus spends its money to support liberal causes like Rainbow Coalition, Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Amnesty International, AIDS Walk Washington.
Gallant spends its money on professional development opportunities for teachers and teacher grants.
Goofus petitions to become sole bargaining authority even if he is clearly in the minority.
Gallant sticks to his principles allowing everyone a seat at the table, even when he is clearly in the majority.
Goofus tells teachers to remove all references to Muslim terrorists in lesson plans for September 11th attacks. Goofus suggests teachers discuss “historical instances of American intolerance” instead.
Gallant believes in local authority to set lessons and curriculum.
Key: Goofus is the Missouri National Education Association; Gallant is the Missouri State Teacher’s Association.
Sources: nea.org, msta.org, School and Community Magazine, Summer 2008, Wikipedia
Goofus and Gallant is a feature in Hightlights Magazine.