I couldn’t resist posting a few more Facebook groups people have brought to my attention since my previous post. Perhaps you will find this final installment amusing.
- I have ADOS ” Attention Deficit … Oooh, Shiny!
- I asked “What?” twenty times, so now I’m just gonna pretend I heard what you said.
- Third grade lied. I never use cursive.
- I hate when you’re about to drive into the driveway and your favorite song starts.
- Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
- The word “epic” is overused!
- I hate when someone waves and I wave back when they were actually waving at someone behind me.
- Talking to someone and then realizing they are no longer walking beside you.
- Laughing so hard you don’t even make any noise.
- They’re not “suggested friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.
- No Microsoft Word, I DIDN’T spell my last name wrong.
- I accidentally typed “;)” instead of “:)” and now it’s awkward.
- We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
- Today I caught myself smiling for no reason… then I realized I was thinking about you.
- I may be laughing while you tickle me, but I WILL kill you once you stop.
- For young, first-time voters, it’s similar to clicking the “Like” button, but with limited choices you don’t actually like.